February
28
The reason I do drugs.
Note the “Magenet Heaven” post at the bottom!
Have you ever felt like you need to find a new Etsy item each day? Well this girl just spend her husbands cash on a blog that looks like it was homemade! I’m sure he can just work a bit harder to pay for it. But now we can all have daily updates on “Home Dyed Yarn” or “Tiny Egg Hats” . WOW another young female CEO in the making. Read More & Comment…
February
28
Have you ever wanted to look like you just broke your neck but don’t want to go through all that pain? Well this super uncomfortable handmade cement knit scarf will keep you looking great and feel great too. Because each one is comes with a bottle of handmade bonus pills to keep you smiling! Read More & Comment…
February
26
Are you sick of looking in your fridge and seeing eggs that look like eggs? Well put these awesome little egg hats on them. See if you think about it eggs look like little bald heads. And if you saw a bald guy in a refrigerator you would want to put a hat on him right. Right! Read More & Comment…
February
26
Turn your child into a walking preset for sex offenders with this dress! Have you ever worried your child was not as tempting for a sex offenders as her friends? Try putting this giant bow on her then send her out with cookies. Read More & Comment…
February
25
Oh wow, I hope I can get an order for this one in before the child work camp gets broken up! The great thing about this outfit is you can hide most your body with this semi affordable rag. Plus it’s fun to have friends and family study the intricate detail of the stitch work for clues to the children’s living conditions and whereabouts. Read More & Comment…
February
25
Oh wow, now here’s a winner and A+ for creativity too! Who would have thought you can just take that old lining that you have been using to hide your Christmas tree stand and wrap it around your skinny old neck! Voila neck decorations. Read More & Comment…
February
25
My good GOD this is the saddest doll the world has ever known! Those crackly holes by her left eye make me cringe. Could you imagine how dysfunctional a little girl growing up with this friend would be? As if pail white skin and anorexia are not enough I can’t even figure out if this monstrosity has legs? Read More & Comment…
February
03
How to make money with Etsy? Here is the answer… get ready…. you cant! It is just a thing to make unskilled women feel busy. This website should be illegal. They are not the actual cause of the Etsy crap problem (Christmas Tree Lady deserves that honor) but EtsyMarketing.Org is not helping any.
They offer advice on how to sell more of your Etsy garbage to people who don’t want it. And instead of offering tips on how to make things people might actually want, they offer promotional tools so that your garbage can take up more of the internet.
Shame, Etsy Marketing Team….. Shame.
