February
25
Is This a Dried Out Mermaid ?
My good GOD this is the saddest doll the world has ever known! Those crackly holes by her left eye make me cringe. Could you imagine how dysfunctional a little girl growing up with this friend would be? As if pail white skin and anorexia are not enough I can’t even figure out if this monstrosity has legs? If you’re trying to find this eye-sore for a fraternity prank try searching Etsy for dried out mermaids. And what’s that thing she in pictured with in the bottom? Some kind of mallet? This whole thing is just wrong, unless you are filming the sequel to “Nightmare before Christmas” keep your $125.
Tags: crackly holes, dried out mermaid, nightmare, pail white, Scary