Esty cookies!

etsy crap cookies hahaha - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

If there is anything I hate more than ugly babys it is ugly babys staring majestically off into the distance. At this stage in its life this baby has the IQ of a turd, do not try to make it look like it is pondering lifes questions. I know ten minutes after this photo that thing is throwing up on itself. So listen here crazy Etsy loving baby lady, do us all a favor and put that thing out in your yard to fend for itself so he at least has a chance to grow up a real man. Or at least velcro a beer and a TV remote to that headband.

Ugly Big Head Baby - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Don’t have enough money for a security system? With a little bit of Etsy handmade love you can turn your mutt into a dinosaur! Anyone who has seen Jurassic Park knows how scary a raptor with the brain of a dog is. So why not the brain of a dog with the spikes of a dinosaur. For added security get the added lazer vision and roller skate upgrade.

Upgrade Your Dog to Dinosaur - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Stop the presses! Check out this wonder. This awesome painting goes into detail about the intricate society’s of a land before humans. Considering the earth is only 2000 years old I am surprised no one has ever connected these two before! Jesus rules dinos, where is the mini series? You can own this amazing piece of crap of Jesus bareback riding a dinosaurs for only $200. Excellent painting RolinPain201! Oh by the way you guys want to know a cool dinosaur fact? The Argentinosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut and even he knew not to buy this piece of shit.

Handmade Painting of Jesus Riding Dino - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Yes! Another great etsy.com boondoggle find. Nothing compares to this sweet boondoggle rocket ship it’s out of this world! Can’t wait to show everyone, see its a spaceship made from boondoggle! Its powered by boondoggle energy and is controlled by a small boondoggle crew. They always have crazy boondoggle space adventures and live on the moon. When ever they are in trouble they use the power of the boondoggle to getaway from the danger!

Ohh YEAH! Boondoggle Rocket Ship! - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Are you freeking kidding me? Boondoggles!!! From now on ETSY.com will also be known as “The Stoner Trading Network”.  Every 8 year old or current Marijuana user has made more boondoggles in there life then there are cat outfits on Etsy. And this is only the tip of the iceburg! Check back for more crappy Etsy Boondoggle related posts! hahah

Boondoggles! BOONDOGGLES! - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

The reason I do drugs.

Note the “Magenet Heaven” post at the bottom!

Have you ever felt like you need to find a new Etsy item each day? Well this girl just spend her husbands cash on a blog that looks like it was homemade! I’m sure he can just work a bit harder to pay for it. But now we can all have daily updates on “Home Dyed Yarn” or “Tiny Egg Hats” . WOW another young female CEO in the making.

(make sure you are on drugs before visiting EtsyItemOfTheDay.com. Note the Happy Pills post yesterday)

Etsy Crappy Item Of The Day - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Have you ever wanted to look like you just broke your neck but don’t want to go through all that pain? Well this super uncomfortable handmade cement knit scarf will keep you looking great and feel great too. Because each one is comes with a bottle of handmade bonus pills to keep you smiling!

P.S. And when you come down you can get the custom hook for hanging yourself!

Happy Pills Make This Scarf Acceptable - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Are you sick of looking in your fridge and seeing eggs that look like eggs? Well put these awesome little egg hats on them. See if you think about it eggs look like little bald heads. And if you saw a bald guy in a refrigerator you would want to put a hat on him right. Right!

Egg/Boner Hats - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com

Turn your child into a walking preset for sex offenders with this dress! Have you ever worried your child was not as tempting for a sex offenders as her friends? Try putting this giant bow on her then send her out with cookies.

Gift Ideas for Sex Offenders - My Blogs Name is Nintendo.com