Don’t have enough money for a security system? With a little bit of Etsy handmade love you can turn your mutt into a dinosaur! Anyone who has seen Jurassic Park knows how scary a raptor with the brain of a dog is. So why not the brain of a dog with the spikes of a dinosaur. For added security get the added lazer vision and roller skate upgrade.
The reason I do drugs.
Note the “Magenet Heaven” post at the bottom!
Have you ever felt like you need to find a new Etsy item each day? Well this girl just spend her husbands cash on a blog that looks like it was homemade! I’m sure he can just work a bit harder to pay for it. But now we can all have daily updates on “Home Dyed Yarn” or “Tiny Egg Hats” . WOW another young female CEO in the making. Read More & Comment…
Have you ever wanted to look like you just broke your neck but don’t want to go through all that pain? Well this super uncomfortable handmade cement knit scarf will keep you looking great and feel great too. Because each one is comes with a bottle of handmade bonus pills to keep you smiling! Read More & Comment…
Are you sick of looking in your fridge and seeing eggs that look like eggs? Well put these awesome little egg hats on them. See if you think about it eggs look like little bald heads. And if you saw a bald guy in a refrigerator you would want to put a hat on him right. Right! Read More & Comment…
How to make money with Etsy? Here is the answer… get ready…. you cant! It is just a thing to make unskilled women feel busy. This website should be illegal. They are not the actual cause of the Etsy crap problem (Christmas Tree Lady deserves that honor) but EtsyMarketing.Org is not helping any.
They offer advice on how to sell more of your Etsy garbage to people who don’t want it. And instead of offering tips on how to make things people might actually want, they offer promotional tools so that your garbage can take up more of the internet.
Shame, Etsy Marketing Team….. Shame.
