March 03

Handmade Painting of Jesus Riding Dino

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Stop the presses! Check out this wonder. This awesome painting goes into detail about the intricate society’s of a land before humans. Considering the earth is only 2000 years old I am surprised no one has ever connected these two before! Jesus rules dinos, where is the mini series? You can own this amazing piece of crap of Jesus bareback riding a dinosaurs for only $200. Excellent painting RolinPain201! Oh by the way you guys want to know a cool dinosaur fact? The Argentinosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut Read More & Comment…

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February 25

Big Chief Look Stupid!

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Oh wow, I hope I can get an order for this one in before the child work camp gets broken up! The great thing about this outfit is you can hide most your body with this semi affordable rag. Plus it’s fun to have friends and family study the intricate detail of the stitch work for clues to the children’s living conditions and whereabouts. Read More & Comment…

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February 25

Is This a Dried Out Mermaid ?

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My good GOD this is the saddest doll the world has ever known! Those crackly holes by her left eye make me cringe. Could you imagine how dysfunctional a little girl growing up with this friend would be?  As if pail white skin and anorexia are not enough I can’t even figure out if this monstrosity has legs? Read More & Comment…

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