April
28
etsy crap cookies hahaha
Esty cookies!
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March
04
Ugly Big Head Baby
If there is anything I hate more than ugly babys it is ugly babys staring majestically off into the distance. At this stage in its life this baby has the IQ of a turd, do not try to make it look like it is pondering lifes questions. I know ten minutes after this photo that thing is throwing up on itself. So listen here crazy Etsy loving baby lady, do us all a favor and put that thing out in your yard to fend for itself so he at least has a chance to grow up a real man. Or at least velcro a beer and a TV remote to that headband.
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March
03
Upgrade Your Dog to Dinosaur
Don’t have enough money for a security system? With a little bit of Etsy handmade love you can turn your mutt into a dinosaur! Anyone who has seen Jurassic Park knows how scary a raptor with the brain of a dog is. So why not the brain of a dog with the spikes of a dinosaur. For added security get the added lazer vision and roller skate upgrade.
March
03
Handmade Painting of Jesus Riding Dino
Stop the presses! Check out this wonder. This awesome painting goes into detail about the intricate society’s of a land before humans. Considering the earth is only 2000 years old I am surprised no one has ever connected these two before! Jesus rules dinos, where is the mini series? You can own this amazing piece of crap of Jesus bareback riding a dinosaurs for only $200. Excellent painting RolinPain201! Oh by the way you guys want to know a cool dinosaur fact? The Argentinosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut Read More & Comment…
March
02
Ohh YEAH! Boondoggle Rocket Ship!
Yes! Another great etsy.com boondoggle find. Nothing compares to this sweet boondoggle rocket ship it’s out of this world! Can’t wait to show everyone, see its a spaceship made from boondoggle! Its powered by boondoggle energy and is controlled by a small boondoggle crew. They always have crazy boondoggle space adventures and live on the moon. When ever they are in trouble they use the power of the boondoggle to getaway from the danger!
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March
01
Boondoggles! BOONDOGGLES!
Are you freeking kidding me? Boondoggles!!! From now on ETSY.com will also be known as “The Stoner Trading Network”. Every 8 year old or current Marijuana user has made more boondoggles in there life then there are cat outfits on Etsy. And this is only the tip of the iceburg! Check back for more crappy Etsy Boondoggle related posts! hahah
February
25
Is This a Dried Out Mermaid ?
My good GOD this is the saddest doll the world has ever known! Those crackly holes by her left eye make me cringe. Could you imagine how dysfunctional a little girl growing up with this friend would be? As if pail white skin and anorexia are not enough I can’t even figure out if this monstrosity has legs? Read More & Comment…